yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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