Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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