It's like God shit irony all over that family
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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