Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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