My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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