Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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