I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
handjob tips. give me some.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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