Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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