i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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