I feel like abortions should bother me more
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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