Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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