Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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