I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I showed him my bush... on skype.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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