She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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