He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
You took a bar mat shot.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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