whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
It's shark week go big or go home
Randomize
