I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
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