i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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