when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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