Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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