My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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