OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Sorry about my life...
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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