everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
