I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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