i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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