i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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