So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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