let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
That accounts for only three of the penises
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Randomize
