At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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