I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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