Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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