I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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