so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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