What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Randomize
