he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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