i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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