can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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