I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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