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Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.

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(716): View more from New York

i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.

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(940): View more from Texas

I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl

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you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.

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(618): View more from Illinois

Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.

(309): View more from Illinois

Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?

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(239): View more from Florida

I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.

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(301): View more from Maryland

well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...

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(218): View more from Minnesota

You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.

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(917): View more from New York City

Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up

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