Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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