The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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