That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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