Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
