Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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