apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
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