Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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