I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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