Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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