I cockslap morals
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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