He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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