North Korea, Best Korea!
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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