I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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