You can't special order awesome
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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