She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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